Gangsta Smurfs

Courtesy of : http://www.motifake.com

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This post was written by Rob Dib on April 11, 2009

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New Professional League

I hear the rumors of a new professional league starting up.  The biggest and brightest athletes will be peforming.

I am sure you can figure out what “NMA” stands for.

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This post was written by Rob Dib on March 15, 2009

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Ghostbuster Jesus

Courtesy of: http://www.unemployedingreenland.com

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This post was written by Rob Dib on March 13, 2009

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Look Closely

Apparently the News station needs to look closer at their images.

(beside the doughnut is says “so good, you’ll suck dick”)

Courtesy of: http://www.slightlywarped.com

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This post was written by Rob Dib on March 3, 2009

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Condom - The Bailout Mascot

This actually makes sense… right??

Courtesy of http://stixblog.com

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This post was written by Rob Dib on February 28, 2009

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Mommy Word Search.

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This post was written by Rob Dib on February 25, 2009

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Science Vs. Religion

Outstanding quote.  I am sure there is an outrage in the religous world.

(haha… atheistbus.org.uk)

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This post was written by Rob Dib on February 4, 2009

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Philosoraptor?

This picture is fucking hilarious… I don’t care who you are.

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This post was written by Rob Dib on January 29, 2009

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SuperBowl 43 - Prediction

Well it’s been a tough year for picking games.  The playoffs have been alittle easier.  I feel like in the Super Bowl though you have to go with the best team.  The best team with the best chance is definitely the Steelers.  I would rather see the Cards win just for the underdog story, but in my mind I feel like it’s Pittsburghs to lose.

Steelers win 31-21

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This post was written by Rob Dib on January 26, 2009

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Men & Women

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Dumb man + smart woman = affair
Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love  him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes, there’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

There are 2 times when a man doesn’t understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.

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This post was written by Rob Dib on January 21, 2009

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